What in the toot is wrong with French Open 2009?!

Nadal Loses in French Open 2009: defeated by Robin Soderling
31 matches in French Open unbeaten, 4 time French Open champion. Lost in the 4th round?!

Ana suffers shock defeat
Winner of last year's women singles' French Open in straight sets in the 4th round too?!

Andy Murray eliminated from French Open
World No. 3, out in the quarter finals? (Okay, this is believable, since he was against Gonzalez)

Maria Sharapova and the curse of the cover stars
Wimbledon star at 17, oust Dominika Cibulkova of Slovakia, a player who'd never gotten into the finals of any Grand Slam?!

And others. I won't keep track on who's out. That's just too overwhelming. Let's just see who gets to the finals, and see whether Federer can have his grasp on the French Open trophy this time round.